Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Fuck pregnancy.

Riiight so approximately all of my friends are having children in would seem, no joke.
I know 6 people who are preggers and 1 who's just popped..
Now its not that I'm broody, because naturally I am its just that pretty soon I'm going to have no one to drink with. Selfish as that is I don't care! I am 22 years old and do not wish to have children yet, mainly because I don't think a child would fit into my already tiny bedroom but also because I just can't be bothered yet.
I want to travel and drink and actually end up in a job that I don't hate and ENJOY my youth.
Me and the boyf are already looking at houses and flats and such which for me is plenty of responsibility to be getting on with actually.

And I know it was a cold winter but next time find something else to do like Monopoly, or birth control..

Thursday, 14 January 2010

Fuck Alan Titchmarsh.

So new year, new blog.. The past few months have been bleak on blog front since approximately fuck all has been going on but since I've decided a change is coming I thought it might be nice to write it down in a sort of self obsessed way on this lovely new page...

In a sort of New Years Resolution style (also turning 22 = gash) I've decided, as I do from time to time anyway, that I need to sort my life out. Since I became a uni drop out last year my drive and motivation have decreased significantly but recently - mostly due to my lovely boyfriend I realised its not the end of the world and despite having a crap job and no money I fully intend to have more fun this year and be a bit more spontaneous..

The name of the blog came from an assignment I had to do whilst I was still at Brighton, I had to make a 'New Media' blog to review/comment new stuff off of the 20th/21st century. I decided that online dating would be fun and came up with the name from an actual personal ad I read years ago in the women seeking men bit that said
'Looking for a man GSOH, MUST have own hair and teeth..'.

Mental.

Anyway, I'm not sure where I'm going with this but if anyone cares I thought I might update from time to time.